March 2012
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satan: knock knock
me: who's there
satan: satan
satan: i saw your blog
satan: we have wifi in hell
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planets-bend-between-us:
if i demonstrated my clever wit and intellectual prowess in the tags of a post and you failed to copy/paste those tags and reblog them for the entire world i mean tumblr to see i will hunt you down and demand a reason as to why you aren’t feeding my ego i mean really
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February 2012
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The following day, I attended a workshop about preventing gender violence,...
– Why I Am A Male Feminist (via meggannn)
There’s a huge, important, big question missing from this discussion: What things do you do to prevent yourself from raping or sexually assaulting people?
It’s not the victim’s fault for not using the buddy system or getting drunk or wearing skimpy clothes....
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users: hey tumblr can you fix the tags?
tumblr: what? you want us to limit the asks?
users: no, the tags.
tumblr: fanmail?
users: tags
tumblr: footnotes?
users: fix the tags
tumblr: all, right we changed the dash. hope that helps.
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age 15: i want a boyfriend
age 20: i rly want a boyfriend ok
age 30: no srsly i need a boyfriend guys im not kidding
age 40: pls im desperate
age 50: guys this isnt funny anymore cmon
age 60: its not funny guys
age 70: guys
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Police: "Tumblr, you're under arrest."
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XMFC fandom:
Supernatural fandom:
Primeval Fandom:
Anderson: I’m the Police!
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contagiousdisease:
omfg so today i saw a man and a woman holding hands in public, i mean i don’t have anything against heterosexuality but don’t flaunt it in front of me, think of the kids, omfg!
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sometimes my otp is so otp that the only thought i have is ijadsiojdaosijdpfiodsndfioasnmcioasdahusidhasd
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there are so many posts saying things like “I am not tumblr famous and I love all my followers”
i’ve had enough of it, so here, let me change it a little bit
HEY I’M A TUMBLAH FAMOUZ AND I H8 ALL OF U MY FOLLOWAHS OKAY THANKX
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overplayed:
embarrass yourself
spend the rest of your life remembering that moment and dying a little more inside each time you do
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