January 2012
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Shortest horror story ever
Moffat & Gatiss: Did we say Jan 2012 Sherlock season 2 was going to air? We meant Jan 2013
20 Years From Now:
Husband: Why do you have a blog with pages and pages of my face?
Me: Honey, that was before we got married.
December 2011
bitch: why are you here alone?
me: because DIE BITCH DIE that's why.
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Spending my New Year’s Eve the way I spent my Christmas’ Eve.
Hidden in my blog from people I completly hate.
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thespacecoyote:
I honestly don’t understand how people find boyfriends/girlfriends
Like it seems like some people just somehow
Fall into relationships just like
Oops I tripped into a pit of writhing bodies and one got velcro’d to me
Is that how you do it
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me: I'm so forever alone...
mom: no. why are you saying it?
me: mom, not even in my blog, in wich I spend all my energy and hopes, people give me Happy New Year. This means something!
I can name everyone in my family based only in their breath.
I listen to someone’s breath and I already know who’s stading right after the door.
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Just realized that 2012 will be the first year...
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This is how I imagine my conversation when I'm...
boyfriend: you're so innocent.
me: you're so naive.
boyfriend: what do you mean?
me: fanfction.net
we'd probably liveblog the end of the world
omg earthquake!!!!
ahh my mom just got hit by a rock omg!!!!
rip mommy u were a good bitch
flood is coming!!
omg water is in my house
nO NOT MY COMPUter
it's ok i have service on my phone guys
OMG MY SISTER IS DROWnING
aw a fireman is here
he's giving my sister mouth 2 mouth
i ship it omg
otp; i know how to save a life
whoa the earth is like breaking open
byE
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goverment hooker: END OF YEAR MEME →
j-moriarty:
END OF YEAR MEME
HOW TO: open a new text post and type letters a-z into the tags and take your favorite tag it suggests and post it out of context. this only works if you use tags as obsessive conversational add-ons like me, and if your computer saves the tags you’ve used before.
WHAT YOU COME UP WITH SHOULD BE SOME SORT OF REFLECTION OF YOUR CHARACTER. ENJOY.
A: A Very...
That awkward moment when you have reblogged the...
lifeingifformat:
…they probably think I’m stalking them…
…because I am.
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bufula:
have you ever had like a legit crush on a fictional character and then realized just how pathetic you are
